Absolute Stupid Gifts
Okay, you've seen them before. In fact, if the truth be told, you've most likely received a few of them! I'm talking about the absolute stupidest gifts of all time. Now, as you're reading this, you might want to remember some of these absolute stupid gifts so that you can keep them in mind for the people you truly don't like! In fact, you might want to keep some of these around. If you're anything like me, you need them for half of your family and most of your friends. Here are the stupidest gifts of all time. Enjoy!
Backscratcher – Come on now, who gives someone a backscratcher as a gift? It's almost like saying to them, "Here. Have something for your frequent bodily itching." It's definitely one of the absolute stupid gifts that anyone has ever given. If you've actually purchased a backscratcher for someone, next time, just go with a paper weight or a decorative knick knack!
Exercise Videos – If they didn’t know they were messing up when they purchased an exercise video for someone, there's no help for them. The bad thing is, most of the time they think they are doing a great thing by purchasing you something you can use! If you're a husband and you've purchased this for your wife, I'll just bet you'll never do it again. Guys, get your women something sweet and lovely, with flowers or fairies on it. No exercise videos!
Fanny Packs – Yuck! No one wears those things anymore. Please, if you are on the verge of buying a fanny pack for someone, just drop it and back away slowly. Or, if you're going to buy it anyway, at least get the sun visor and the penny loafers and make a complete get up for someone! Forget about the fanny packs and purchase something great, like a great crystal item or a bouquet of flowers.
Animal Shaped Staplers – Oh no you didn't! You honestly bought your co-workers staplers that are made in the shapes of dogs and chickens? If you've ever seen these things, you know why they are on the 'absolute stupid gifts' list. If you've ever received one of these, it's probably locked away in a closet somewhere or made it to the trash the day after you got it. Don't even waste your money on these silly things. Get your co-workers a nice desk set that they can be proud to display!
Talking Key Chains – Poor dads! They've probably gotten so many of these things that they look like they're carrying around a toy store every time they go to start the car. These are one of the stupidest gifts you could ever buy the man who gave you life! They come in popular characters and usually recite catch phrases that are designed to be cute. They just aren't. What Dad really wants is a great pewter stein or a new car! Don’t get him the talking key chains! They're stupid and mildly frightening.
Next time you're shopping for gifts, stay completely away from the ones above. They are definitely the stupidest gifts of all time. Try something more modern and beautiful for a woman and something that has a bigger cool factor for the men in your life.
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